
WHO: Hillary Clinton, Senator, New York
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
short blond wig
unflatterring blue dress
little knowledge of husband's whereabouts
WHO: Michael Musto, Village Voice columnist
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
large, circular block glasses
shirt buttoned to top
barely functional Pee Wee Herman-style bike
WHO: Jared Paul Stern, disgraced former Page Six reporter
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
seersucker suit
fedora
photographic memory of every Ron Burkle media mention ever
WHO: Jeff Zucker, NBC chief executive
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
bald head
navy suit
700 pink slips
WHO: Howard Stern
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
long, curly black wig
sunglasses
black leather jacket
tall, disproportionately hot blonde
accompanying retard
WHO: Rachael Ray
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
down-to-earth kitchen outfits
down-to-earth smile
Martha Stewart's table scraps
WHO: Martha Stewart
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
poncho
ankle monitor
assorted pies
WHO: Tom Freston, Ex-Viacom CEO
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
Spiked, pepper-colored hair
healthy disdain for bloggers who photograph his books
$85 million severance check
WHO: Arianna Huffington, founder, Huffington Post
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
white evening wear
thick, "dahlings" accent
George Clooney
WHO: Rupert Murdoch, chairman, News Corp.
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
"old guy" mask
CEO attire
MySpace page
WHO: Spike Lee, filmmaker
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
vintage New York Knicks jersey
glasses
rage
WHO: Russell Crowe
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
bloody phone receiver
Australian accent
more rage
WHO: Thomas Friedman, op-ed columnist, New York Times
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
mustache
copy of Times op-ed section
TimesSelect account
WHO: Borat
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
mustache
Kazahkstan flag
green neon Speedo
increasingly annoying ability to stay in character
FishbowlNY's Last Minute Media Halloween Costume Ideas:
New Media People
Cable Newsers
Magazine Editors
Spooky Authors
Network Anchors
Steve Irwin
Olbermann, O'Reilly, Letterman