It's clever headline time, and the media wants to be startin' something! You know we won't stop 'til you get enough. We don't care what you say, say, say, we love this stuff, and you know you do, too (yeah, you - I'm talkin' 'bout the man in the mirror). Hey, it's just human nature. I like livin' this way. I like lovin' this way.

Sweet Jesus Juice! He's Not Guilty! [Sploid]
How Jacko Beat It [Fox News]
He Beat It [Slate]
BILLIE JEAN NOT HIS LOVER: INNOCENT! [and others, Gawker]
Jax moonwalks on all 10 counts [NYDN]
Thriller in Courtroom [Newsday]
Boy, oh Boy! Jacko cleared of kid molest [NY Post], and
The prosecution's legal team: THE KINGS OF FLOP [NY Post]
How Michael Jackson Got Off [Slate]*

There's no way this is an exhaustive list, by a long shot. Where are all the puns on "The Girl Is Mine?" Send me funny bits as you see them, I'll update this for the end of the day. Just remember to always think twice...

*I'm not sure Slate meant this as a pun but that's sure as hell how I took it.