Department of Surely Not:

We're hearing some rumors that Bob Guccione may be considering relaunching Omni now that Penthouse is out of the way.

We snickered the first time we heard it. We raised an eyebrow the second. The third time we got a creepy feeling that it might seriously be true. (That or we're trapped in the rumor mill of the absurd.) Any info?

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