In the wake of Geraldo famously Tweeting proof that “70 is the new 50,” FishbowlNY is secretly hoping today’s 7-0 birthday boy Mick Jagger will cheekily at some point pick up on that semi-naked trail.
Jagger has always had a wicked sense of humor. So while we appreciate TIME‘s “10 Great Performances” gallery, applaud Marie Claire UK’s fashion-plate spread and the rest, we can’t get no media satisfaction until Mick reminds with a camera wink-wink just how in-fabulous physical shape he still is.
At press time, there is nothing Geraldo-July-4ish to be found on Mick’s Twitter feed. In fact, if the timeline is any indication, the 70th celebrations started well early into the week and are still going on.
Will we accept as a consolation prize Geraldo interviewing Mick? E.g., two 70ish ladies men confabing about the ladies? If that’s the closest we can get to an MJ selfie, so be it.