The Grammys might be over, but we’re not over the Grammys. Not while The Johnny Lopez is blogging the evening. Lopez nails everyone and everything:
Carrie Underwood–Another CONTEST WINNER gets her Grammy. She gave the best impersonation of Reese Witherspoon’s “Walk the Line” performance I’ve ever seen. Yes Carrie, you can sing at the Grammys…just not your own songs! How much you wanna bet she has a sex tape?!
Gnarls Barkley–Or was it Big Gay Al Roker?
Pussycat Dolls–Every single one of them looks like a “Pretty Woman,” if you know what I’m saying! Do they still charge by the hour if you splurge for all of them?
FBLA wants watch the Oscars with Johnny.
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