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New York Post‘s Provocative Word Selection For Mets Backstops Former And Current

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As Gawker notes, the New York Post characterizes the relationship between Mets pimp-like catcher Paul Lo Duca and his 19-year-old mistress Krista Guterman with the following:

  • Sexy
  • Explosive
  • Steamy
  • Secret
  • Intimate
  • Bombshell
  • Stud
  • Tanned
  • Hunky
  • Leggy
  • Hot
  • MySpace

    We’re more intrigued, though, by the way the Post characterizes former Mets catcher Mike Piazza‘s return to New York:


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  • Tipped his helmet
  • Held up his helmet
  • Blew kisses
  • Tip of his cap
  • Tipped his helmet
  • Showered
  • Flushing
  • A little awkward being on the other side of the field

    Krista Guterman Sure Is a Hot Piece of…Something [Gawker]

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