By Dylan on August 9, 2006 4:30 PM

As Gawker notes, the New York Post characterizes the relationship between Mets pimp-like catcher Paul Lo Duca and his 19-year-old mistress Krista Guterman with the following:
Sexy
Explosive
Steamy
Secret
Intimate
Bombshell
Stud
Tanned
Hunky
Leggy
Hot
MySpace
We’re more intrigued, though, by the way the Post characterizes former Mets catcher Mike Piazza‘s return to New York:

Tipped his helmet
Held up his helmet
Blew kisses
Tip of his cap
Tipped his helmet
Showered
Flushing
A little awkward being on the other side of the field
Krista Guterman Sure Is a Hot Piece of…Something [Gawker]

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