Las Vegas Magazine, Vegas Magazine and the rest of Greenspun Media's offerings always struck us as publications that might look pretty on an expensive coffee table but not as something we'd ever actually read. So pardon us if we're not exactly jumping out of our coffee shop seat upon hearing the news that the mags will be available on Zinio.

From the release:

Digital editions of the GMG publications are an exact replica of the print edition with the benefits of immediate delivery, easy storage with paper-free archival, a hyperlinked table of contents, quick links, portable access and enhanced features such as rich media, zoom, keyword search and more.

Whatever. We'll happily save the environment and we love brands expanding online, but Zinio isn't the solution for Greenspun. What are we supposed to do, put our iPhone on our coffee table?