There are hostesses, and then there are mostesses. Those in the latter category smoke ciggies as if "emphysema" were the name of a new designer, and never seem to age. So when Nan Kempner told Gotham how she would describe the best party, she said that "someday, I'm going to throw a party where everyone hates one another, just to see what happens."

Fishbowl has, somehow, acquired part of the guest list for Nan's upcoming "Who Blinks First Hate-A-Thon" to benefit (location TBD, but definitely a place where the rug has been Scotch-guarded to get the blood out easily) unemployed débutantes passionate about entering the PR biz. If you find the other half, please let us know.

Table One: Rudy Giuliani, Donna Hanover, Judith Regan, Bernie Kerik, Judith Nathan, Ed Oster, Henry Kissinger, Chris Hitchens.

Table Two: Lindsay Lohan, Paris, Lizzie Grubman, Judge John Mullin, Michael Skakel, Dorthy Moxley, Kim Masters, Zenia Mucha.