This sprang instantly to mind when we read this yesterday:

"Personally, I'm all for a robust interaction with the reading public. My address is David Carr, New York Times, 229 West 43rd Street, New York, N.Y. 10036. And don't forget that the price of stamps just went up."

We can't take credit for the inspiration, it comes from the far funnier versions penned by HuffPo's Chelsea Peretti (here, here and here - run, don't walk)(link via The Gawk). For newcomers to Fishbowl, Anderson Cooper was last month's Bouillabaise, his thoughtful image surrounding us every day, providing endless inspiration plus an easy punchline for this.