We were confused when we couldn't find maverick-cum-Huffie Greg Gutfeld's tasty recipe for lemon squares on the Huffington Post (HuffPo for short, or perhaps Po. Huffy? Ew. Sorry 'bout that) - until we finally found it, buried in the second-tier "blog" section, bizarrely under the name "Melody" with no picture. His other nutty posts from yesterday were nowhere to be found (and so far there's no search feature on HuffPo - I had to go into the day archives to find it).

Drama!! Excitement!! Was Gutfeld the first casualty of the Huffington Post? (Other than Arianna, if you believe Nikki Finke.)

But wait, he's back - so apparently it was just a goof-up (Damn. A firing would have been more fun). Now he's rambling something about digging a tunnel to a playroom and thanking fellow Huffie David Frum* "for IMing that last tip to me" (he also sought Frum's assistance with the lemon squares). He also seems to be channelling the day-drink fuelled madness of Sploid Shift Memos (always a good thing), like so:

Another question: Where's David Gergen? Well friends, he's right here. And he's more Gergen than any of you will ever be.

UPDATE: Burmese mountain dogs in bondage? Arianna, put this
guy on the front page!