It's all over CNN, MSNBC, Fox - Michael Jackson just got to the courthouse, looking pasty and nervous. Janet Jackson's there too, demurely covered. No doubt you're all wired into various websites, blogs, telecasts, broadcasts, and podcasts, but we'll still let you know because dammit, that's what we do. Standby.

Update: White smoke? Black smoke? Wolf Blitzer needs some sort of sign. Right now he's seriously grasping at straws: "Do you think they're going to give us a two-minute warning or something?""Wow, there are a lot of press here!" I'm paraphrasing but you get the point.