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Paris Hilton to Launch Perfume: Can Can

Paris Hilton will launch a new scent: Can Can.

From our imagined press release:

This fascinating new fragrence is composed of an airy transparent top note of disinfectant followed by a heady end note of human sweat, based on stale cigarette smoke with a hint of mildew, and culminating with pruno, vomit and diahrrea. Paris Hilton: Can Can is sure to please anyone with a a nose for the low life!

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