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Roseanne Barr Wants to Fly with Hillary

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Roseanne Barr, crouched in her bunker in El Segundo, tries to compare Hillary Clinton with an airline pilot:

I want the pilot with the most experience

A reader rejoins:

Yeah, but you don’t get your wings because you’re the pilot’s wife

And another:

I definitely don’t want a pilot who has playing on the interflight movie any story lines that include a stained blue dress.

Then she slams Oprah, and losing interest, stumbles towards the snack machines.

On her forum, her readers are all worried about Obama’s hands during the national anthem. Tiny minds.

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