hilbac.jpgLee Baca’s Paris: The Sheriff’s Dept. has launched an internal investigation to see whether Paris Hilton got special treatment in the slammer. So far, they’ve found that she had access to a cordless phone at all hours and that the heiress “received daily visits from top brass at the Lynwood facility — including a captain who hand-delivered her mail.” To say nothing, of the lieutenant who hand-delivered her males.

sspeilb.jpgasork.jpgSorkin Teams Up With Spielberg: Movie deity Steven Spielberg has tapped Aaron Sorkin to write three screenplays, the first being The Trial of the Chicago 7 about the trial of the protesters at the 1968 DNC.

2fast.jpg2 Fast, 2 Furious, But Not 2 Racist: A federal judge ruled that Universal Studios wasn’t acting out of racial bias when it fired Frank Davis, an African American assistant director of the movie 2 Fast 2 Furious. Our suit against the studio for making the piece of crap film in the first place is, apparently, still pending.