34990631-29083731.jpgBrit’s Back In A Mental Health Observation Hold: Because that’s exactly what Britney Spears has been lacking all this time — close, unyielding scrutiny by a phalanx of people standing just outside her fishbowl.

asdjhfue.jpegiSpank: Free porn predicted to be offered on cell phones. Our prayers have been answered! Finally this country will get double-fisted anal penetration on a 2-inch screen. Oh wait, hang on. Our mom’s on the other line…

artledgerobitgi.jpgMonica’s Mad: LAT blogger Monica Corcoran tisk-tisks whomever sold TV networks a video of Heath Ledger allegedly snorting cocaine. She says she pities the fool who coughed it up. Call me cynical, but I’m guessing that person isn’t crying into his coffee this morning over it.