mtvmoon.jpgI Want My Severance Check: MTV to slash 250 jobs in order to focus on music videos. Ha, just kidding. They’re cutting jobs so they can throw a bunch of money online like everyone else. Remember when MTV was the leader in innovative programming?

kingblurbs.jpgLarry King’s Two Thumbs Are Up: Patrick Goldstein has a disarmingly charming profile of the blurb-happy Larry King, who has lent his name to “SOME … OF … THE WORST FILMS EVER!”

beckhammerch.jpgBuy It Like Beckham’s: What’s the male equivalent of a fake Prada bag? A fake Beckham jersey, natch.