Mia Farrow doesn’t seem too worried about starring in E.T.: Back on Planet Earth or any other Spielburg opus.
John Travolta is ready to move back to the mothership, if global warming gets worse.
Courtney Love cares only that her self-esteem is limitless and intact.
Britney and Kevin are finally split up.
Persecution of Christians goes on–Chris Sligh booted from American Idol.