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Dina Lohan Threatens Glee With Legal Action

Dina Lohan is seriously pissed about Tuesday night’s episode of Glee. The episode featured guest star Gwyneth Paltrow as a substitute Spanish teacher who poked fun at Lindsay Lohan as part of her lesson plan. “Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?” she asked her student en espaƱol, and “How many times has Lindsay been in rehab?” (the answer is cinco).

Dina told website Gossip Cop that her lawyers are sending a letter to Glee about the, uh, defamation. And then a rep added some self-righteous drivel about how addiction is no laughing matter, or some such nonsense.

As Dodai Stewart of Jezebel noted, she might as well try to sue the entire internet.

Now if Dina wants to sue Glee over the show’s G-rated, gutless cover of Cee Lo Green‘s “Fuck You,” we are behind her all the way. Oh Cee Lo. How could you let this happen?

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Lauren Berger Writes New Book for Young People Entering "Real World"

Lauren Berger Welcome to the Real WorldCareer Expert, Lauren Berger, releases her second book, Welcome to the Real World: Finding Your Place, Perfecting Your Work, and Turning Your Job Into Your Dream Career (Harper Business), on April 22nd. In this book, Berger shares everything she wishes someone told her after graduation. Her book is the essential guide to anyone starting their first, second, or third job. She encourages readers to be fearless, step outside of their comfort zones, and go after what they want.

Lindsay Lohan Coming to a Radio Near You?

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The gossip pages’ favorite celebrity–actress Lindsay Lohan reportedly has been offered 1 million dollars to host a syndicated national radio show with her mother Dina Lohan.

Hollyscoop.com says the Merrick, N.Y. natives would host the show at Long Island-based Party 105.

JVC Broadcasting says in the press release that the Lohans would anchor the station’s popular Dance Top 40 morning show.

In addition, they would cover various topics including fashion tips and, of course, entertainment news. The mother/daughter duo would also give advice to fans that call in.

The younger Lohan recently got out of rehab after spending two weeks in jail for a probation violation in connection to a 2007 DUI.

Since leaving rehab, Lohan is spending more time with her mother in their Long Island hometown.

Carvel Screams, Dina Lohan Screams, We All Scream for Ice Cream

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This is the best marketing idea ever. Give the Lohan’s free stuff and when they go overboard (as they clearly do), stop giving them free stuff. Then after the always sage Dina Lohan calls 911 to get what she is entitled to, issue a press release explaining it.

Yes, we hadn’t heard of Carvel’s or cared before, now they’re our favorite brand:

ATLANTA, GA (June 17, 2010) – As part of Carvel’s 75th Anniversary celebration last year, we issued 75 Black Cards to celebrities. These cards were issued in the celebrity’s name and require the card holder to be present at the time of use. Many celebrities have enjoyed their cards at our Carvel Ice Cream shoppes and have shared their excitement with being included in the celebration.

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Dina Lohan Gets Reality Show Deal as Nation Recoils

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Authenticity continues as the theme o’ the day. Dina Lohan, the Momager and “White Oprah” snags a deal at E!. Tabloid Baby has the entire press release:

E! Entertainment Television will debut a new nonscripted series starring celebrity mom extraordinaire Dina Lohan and her youngest daughter, up-and-coming teen star Ali Lohan (14). Viewers will go inside the Lohan’s Long Island home for the first time to follow Dina as she works double duty as mom and manager to help Ali try to follow in her big sister’s famous footsteps and pursue her own shot at stardom. Co-produced by Bunim-Murray Productions and Maloof Television, “Living Lohan” (Working Title) will debut summer 2008 on E!

Why whore out one or two kids when you’ve got a whole litter?

The Lohans are one of the most intriguing families in the entertainment industry today, said Lisa Berger, Executive Vice President, Original Programming and Series Development for E! “This is a family that knows how to roll with the punches and come out on top. Dina is an incredibly hard-working, passionate mom that I think our viewers will find both relatable and highly entertaining.”

Lindsay Lohan: The Whole Town’s Talking

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Lindsay Lohan inspires such strong feelings:

Bernie Brillstein in the NY Times:

“I hope they put her in jail for as long as they can,” said Bernie Brillstein, whose company has represented John Belushi and Chris Farley. “Maybe she’ll realize how serious it is. I believe she’s uninsurable. And when you’re uninsurable in this town, you’re done.”

Michael Levine at ABC News.com

I don’t see how she’s employable for the next 18 months,” said longtime publicist Michael Levine, who does not represent Lohan. “Who’s going to insure her?”

Dina Lohan on Hollywood.com:

I am sick over this. My children, my family–we are like prisoners in our own home because paparazzi (are stalking us) outside (our) home. Lindsay is in a safe place, and we are trying to strategically work out our next step.

Unnamed source in Roger Friedman’s FOX column:

“She’s in some kind of pain that doesn’t stop,” my source said. “She’s done drugs with all kinds of older movie stars, but they can stop when they want. She can’t.”

Michael Lohan Fails To Spell Lindsay’s Name Correctly

gq_lindsay_062607.jpgMichael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan‘s estranged father who was recently released from prison after serving time for drunk driving and attempted assault, was in a Nassau family court yesterday in an attempt to secure visitation rights from Dina Lohan for his four children. You’d think, given the circumstances, he’d spell-check his famous eldest daughter’s name before issuing a statement to the press.

You’d think, but you’d be wrong:

“I look forward to order being restored to the chaos that our family life has become. Lyndsay, Michael, Ali and Cody need stability and both of their parents in their lives. I am anxious to spend time with them and end this cruel, needless separation.”

— Michael Lohan

For additional info or to speak with Michael contact the following:

Leslie Kellner Taylor
Big Machine Media
575 Lexington Ave.; 4th Floor<
New York, NY 10022
Ph: [REDACTED]

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  • Dina Lohan In April Bazaar

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    April Bazaar offers up Dina Lohan by way of Phoebe Eaton, who’s seemingly never met a celebrity she couldn’t air-brush in prose. Glossing Over cackles with glee over this loopy statement:

    Dina won’t let her two youngest [children] ride in Lindsay’s car. “Look at me,” she says, making deepest, darkest eye contact. “Diana will happen again,” she says.

    Not soon enough. Oops–does that make us a cyber bully?

    Popsugar notes that Dina likes to pretend she’s Lindsay’s assistant. You just know she’d say she was Lindsay’s sister if she thought anyone would buy it.

    And then there’s that whole white Oprah thing.