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ABC News (the American Standard of news ) continues on the tabloid trail. FBLA received an email from Natalia Labenskyj alerting us to Ralph Fiennes’ possible sexual addiction. After his romp in an airplane john, he could be either cheeky or compulsive. Dug up from nowhere, sex expert Don Dyson, of Widener University in Chester, Pa. tells us:

The problem that we have is that in the U.S., we judge sexual behavior harshly

Not as harshly as we judge stupid-ass, made-up “news” stories. Maybe Amanda Congdon can dress up as a stewardess and show us exactly what happened.