How can we not put this delicately? Casting call for chicks who hang out with shallow pretty girls who feel bad for her.
From the never catty Craigslist:
CASTING FEMALE BEST FRIENDS FOR EXTREME MAKEOVER STYLE SHOW! 100K (SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA)
Date: 2010-06-29, 3:32PM PDT
Reply to: email@example.com
ONE OF AMERICAS LEADING CABLE NETWORKS IS NOW CASTING FEMALE BEST FRIENDS TO TAKE PART IN A LIFE CHANGING MAKEOVER EXPERIENCE!
If you are the kind of woman that is always described as a beauty and you have a friend who struggles with her looks, this is your chance to help her get the Cinderella makeover of her dreams!
Nominate your friend and participate on the show as her supporter! She will receive a COMPLETE MAKEOVER and have the opportunity to work with the nation’s finest plastic surgeons, cosmetic dentists, stylists and personal trainers!
If you have an amazing friend and want to help her look as good on the outside as on the inside, do not miss this opportunity!
This is a once in lifetime opportunity for your friend to receive the Makeover of Life-time, including PLASTIC SURGERY, DENTAL WORK, FITNESS TRAINING, MAKEUP, STYLING, etc.