It takes a lot on the headline front for FishbowlNY to stop dead in its coffee-stained tracks. But this one from AP did the trick:
Holy Mother of Mary Anne Rapp, who will spend 90 days in jail for her casino sins. This headline has everything: blasphemy (a nun gambling); larceny ($128,000 filched from two Kendall, NY area parishes); infamy (her church may already be fielding calls from reality TV show producers)… Never mind that her last name would have also allowed for a “Rapp Sheet” headline. Or that ordering a nun to perform 100 hours of community service seems entirely redundant.