Defending Spitzer: Evolutionary biologist David P. Barash writes that all animals, we monkeys included, simply lack the ability to be faithful. We’re sure Mrs. Barash is thrilled to hear that.
Horton Hears An Opportunity: Pixar has so few director slots that animator Jimmy Hayward had to leave the company to realize his childhood dream of directing. Now he’s got Horton Hears a Who! under his belt. We’re guessing he’s happy with his decision.
Making Nice: SAG and AFTRA are trying to air kiss and make up before their upcoming contract negotiations with the studios. Actors agree to stop backstabbing each other? Good luck.