Perez Hilton “discovered” a female version of himself, La Coacha, the gossip blogger with the thick accent and deep cleavage. She, apparently, already has a cult following, but Hilton is determined to make her mainstream star. Or something.

To that end, here are both celebrity bloggers shaking their stuff with “Internet personality The Amazing Racist, Latino comedian Joey Medina and two members of Chico’s Angels.

Why should you watch this? Dude, you just got laid off. What else are you going to do with your time? Enjoy.