lost.jpgLost to end eventually: Nooooooo! Well, OK. But on one condition: You can do whatever you want to the plot — make the whole thing Hurley’s dream for all we care — just promise future merchandising agreements include Matthew Fox popsicle molds.

bio_harris.jpgDancing Into Idols: ABC will pit surprise hit Dancing With the Stars up against Fox’s American Idol, which means the two networks will also create a mini Civil War at E!, where Idol’s Ryan Seacrest and Dancing’s Samantha Harris now share a company lunch room. We don’t know how this is going to go down in the ratings, but in a breakroom bar fight, our money’s on Harris.

kenburns.jpgKen Burns to Continue to Be Ken Burns for the Next 15 Years:
After that, PBS will rent him out as a human photo scanner.