Kids Sue The Darndest Things: A 10-year-old director is suing his producer for creative control. And, to matters weirder, everyone in question is only one-degree away from Kevin Bacon.
Schwarzenegger is Getting Fat: Proof that the media’s obsession with celeb bodies is not limited to a single gender, the LAT publishes this puzzling piece about the aging, sagging, depressed body of the Governator.
And… Scene: Please, someone kind editor somewhere, declare that Chris Lee no longer has to write anymore “flavor of Park City” stories. This is clearly exhausting the poor reporter.