<a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-cbseye.htm"cbs_eye.jpgM2tv, the brainchild of Mary McNamara dropped us a line to introduce themselves to you, our readers (Hi, Mom!), and tell us that CBS is full of preening cowards who should have their eyelids pried open with toothpicks and be forced to watch their own violent, misogynistic programming until they disintegrate into convulsing frothy stains on a frat house rug.

Or something like that.

Seeing how we’ve complained for years that CBS has become nothing more than a network of woman-hating snuff films, we have to say: M2tv, nice to make your acquaintance.