36645117-11144532.jpgDefending Spitzer: Evolutionary biologist David P. Barash writes that all animals, we monkeys included, simply lack the ability to be faithful. We’re sure Mrs. Barash is thrilled to hear that.

36650310-11174327.jpgHorton Hears An Opportunity: Pixar has so few director slots that animator Jimmy Hayward had to leave the company to realize his childhood dream of directing. Now he’s got Horton Hears a Who! under his belt. We’re guessing he’s happy with his decision.

fae.jpegMaking Nice: SAG and AFTRA are trying to air kiss and make up before their upcoming contract negotiations with the studios. Actors agree to stop backstabbing each other? Good luck.