In the wake of Geraldo famously Tweeting proof that “70 is the new 50,” FishbowlNY is secretly hoping today’s 7-0 birthday boy Mick Jagger will cheekily at some point pick up on that semi-naked trail.
Jagger has always had a wicked sense of humor. So while we appreciate TIME‘s “10 Great Performances” gallery, applaud Marie Claire UK’s fashion-plate spread and the rest, we can’t get no media satisfaction until Mick reminds with a camera wink-wink just how in-fabulous physical shape he still is.
At press time, there is nothing Geraldo-July-4ish to be found on Mick’s Twitter feed. In fact, if the timeline is any indication, the 70th celebrations started well early into the week and are still going on.