The spectacularly tawdry (and sad) scandal currently enveloping Randy Quaid and wife Evi north of the 49th parallel is a headline writer’s dream or nightmare. A dream if the bold-font artisan is working for a celebrity tabloid publication-website and a nightmare if said writer is part of a more staid outlet trying to grab a fare share of the Internet traffic.

With that in mind, here is an early Monday morning PT look at some of our favorite Quaid slugs so far.

AmbitiousAre Hollywood Celebrities Being Murdered? Randy Quaid Thinks So

DumbHurray For Randy Quaid! He’s Mental And Thinks People Want To Kill Him!

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