When the great and powerful Anna Wintour attends fashion shows, who she sits next to becomes news. Thankfully for those people who care about the butts that were closest to Wintour’s butt, The Cut has put together a great slideshow that captures it all.
Below are just a few of the people lucky enough to be near Wintour.
Please produce as many wild rumors from this list as you want. We’ve provided a couple to get you started.