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Gawker posts about Spencer Pratt’s old tutor who got the Hills resident evil mastermind through freshman English at USC. The tutor, Nicole Kristal, wrote about how dumb rich kids suck for Newsweek in 2005.

The aptly-named Pratt was outed by some tipster, but we’re betting on Kristal herself. She should pitch a sitcom based on her adventures with the cute, dumb and loaded.