iphone.jpgYour Crackberry is So 2006: And on the Second Day, Apple created the iPhone and gave it unto mankind. The clouds parted. The angels sang. The really annoying early adopters in your office started a spittle-in-the-corners-of-their-mouths discussion that started at 9 and will end sometime in March.

sterncash.jpgAlana You Glad, I Didn’t Say Banana? Puns and word play have their place. This lead by Alana Semuels just isn’t it: “Howard Stern is making some Sirius money on the first anniversary of his satellite radio premiere. The shock jock on Tuesday became the stock jock with the disclosure that he and his agent were awarded $82.9 million in Sirius Satellite Radio Inc. shares as a bonus for helping the company exceed a subscriber forecast made when he was lured away from over-the-air radio.”

crimescene.jpgThis Might Not End Well: Matt Lait and Scott Glover are currently covering a controversial police discipline decision. We hope they won’t soon be covering a riot.