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David Beckham has an “official blog“, and it’s as blah as might be expected.

He’s been here a week, and already calling in sick? What does he think this is–an internship? Or does Galaxy not want to risk their high-priced show pony in an exhibition game?

Victoria Beckham’s TV show premiered last night, to little or no acclaim, winning its time slot with the 18-49 group, but NBC still finished in 2nd for the night.

Alessandra Stanley was inspired to actually toss off a quip:

Mrs. Beckham is oddly unsensual on television; she somehow takes the sin out of synergy.

Can this showbiz marriage survive success? Check out X17′s video of the pair–he sure looks cranky.