Apparently the naked swimmers at the New York Racquet and Tennis Club were underwhelmed by the exposé in last Thursday's NYT, and are conducting a "witch hunt" amongst its birthday-suit-clad, flag-saluting members to sniff out the culprits who tattled.

Also apparently, this story is from the New York Post, but we still can't get access to the darn site, despite repeated log-ins. We almost actually got dressed** to go buy a copy, thus propping up the Post's flattened circulation numbers, but were rescued by an angel of mercy: thanks, Pat Kiernan and "Headlines" on NY1!

**We're totally kidding. Like Linda Evangelista, we don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.