The former Saturday Night Live and current 30 Rock star tells Complex why he avoids — we think — groupies:

Having groupies is lovely ... But I'm strong. I've been married for 21 years. My wife gives me 80 percent, which is the spiritual, mental, cooking, cleaning, and being there for me. A groupie chick only gives me 20 percent, which is the p*ssy. I'm not going to trade that 80 percent for 20 percent. Does that sound smart to you?

No, but, uh, Tracy, that all adds up to 100 percent.