We have mixed feelings about the Onion News Network, but this video might tip the scales in satire's favor. A friend put it best: "cringeworthy." Our favorite line — "There are so few Home Depots in Iraq I can only imagine how horrible it must be to live there." Just press play. Then dial up Home Depot and ask if they need a good lawyer to sue some layers off the Onion.

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