We’re Going To Keep Testing You …

… until you get it right!

ABC News’ Brian Ross unit this week told viewers about investigators slipping fake nukes through U.S. customs, after two previous reports on ABC News doing the same thing. (We’d call it a “stunt,” but this is pretty serious stuff.) If the government behaves as in the past, they’ll:

1. Try to prosecute an ABC News producer.
2. Say that the way they were tested was completely contrived and unrealistic
3. Tell us how they’re shoring it up
4. Fail the next test someone puts them through.

Maybe Ross (who, for the record was always very nice to us) could start a new “government testing” channel all for himself.

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