Who is Bucky Turco?

Sure, we enjoyed reading this on Page Six this weekend, but our attention was caught by another item in the storied gossip pages: there amongst the bold-faced names like Brad Pitt and Paris Hilton was our old friend Bucky Turco, he of graffiti-art and downtown-Zeitgeist-capturing expertise, as quoted by Keith Kelly earlier this month and Gawker last month. This week he helps out Page Six in the guise of “partygoer” and “co-publisher” (in previous media star turns he’s been “gallery owner,” “former messenger” and “spotter of all things advertising“). We want to know how it was that Bucky was partying with Adrien “Drive Me Crazy” Grenier. Who are you, Bucky? We must know. And don’t say “no one of consequence” because that’s simply not true. We are men of action, lies do not become us.

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