Professional/Personal Overview
Executive speechwriter, brand voice creator, video script editor and skilled cat herder. Particularly adept at coaching new writers and turning decent drafts into badass prose. High-tech experience. Science nerd. Improv background. Social media master.
Work Info
Expertise
Content Editor (online)
6 Years
Copywriter
10 Years
Writer
5 Years
Specialty
Environment & Nature
2 Years
Technology
10 Years
Business (general)
6 Years
Total Media Industry Experience
10 Years
Corporate Client List (# assignments last 2 yrs)
Microsoft (11+), NCR (11+), Nokia (11+)
Other Work History
Pooper scooper. Bartender. (Not mutually exclusive.) Script supervisor for independent films.
Computer Skills
I rock at checking email. Master at fooling people into thinking I'm a Word artist. Reluctant Excel user. PowerPoint abuser.
Technical Skills
WordPress is about as complicated as I can handle.
Equipment
Laptop. Cell phone. Digital recorder. Car.
Foreign Language Skills
I can fake accents pretty well. Can also text my mother in French.
Work Permits & Visas
USA
Unions
None
References
Chicago Manual of Style. And OK people: Megan McMorris; Christian Koranda; Seema Shanthan . . .
Awards
Tom Bates, Essay Writing
Associations
Does Mediabistro count?
Other
Theatre and film background. Guitar player. Vinegar addict.
Freelancer Availability
Not currently, but interested in pursuing it. I live near Portland, OR. I am willing to travel anywhere. I have a driver's license. I have access to a car.
Work Samples
Journalism
(Willamette Week , 6/20/2007)
(Willamette Week , 6/13/2007)
(Willamette Week , 6/3/2007)
Tech
(Nokia , 5/17/2012)
Where ninjas meet ROI.
(Nokia , 1/20/2012)
Brands can get ridiculously huge when someone famous says they like your stuff. Here's what that means for Nokia's Global Operator Marketing group. (Page 1 of 2)
(Microsoft , 10/12/2011)
If Microsoft went SNL, this would be entitled "Back up your data, b*tch."
(Microsoft , 5/1/2011)
How time-squeezed small business owners can get more sh*t done in less time. (Hint: buy Microsoft stuff!)
Content Marketing
(Self/Scribe , 11/28/2012)
A modest proposal for clueless, jargon-loving marketing organizations.
(Self/Scribe , 10/18/2012)
Why you should (or shouldn't) resort to a visual resume.