Friday morning at the Entertainment Weekly "PopWatch" blog, Simon Vozick-Levinson tried his best to cope with the increasing likelihood that they might make a Broadway musical out of Fight Club, the latest twist being that Trent Reznor will do the music.

Please, please, Ben Greenman: If you're still reading this blog, beat Reznor to the punch. (Unfortunately, MTV News already made both the "his name is Robert Paulson" and "a beautiful and unique snowflake" jokes I had planned here, which leaves me little more material than a peppy first act number I'd like to call "Slide.")