Elsewhere on mediabistro.com: Blank Slate

FishbowlNY gets the inside story on Blank: The Power of Not Actually Thinking at All, which “spoofs [Malcolm Gladwell's] Blink in minute detail.” The pseudonmyous Noah Tall (ha!) aims “to convince you that the power of knowing without thinking is not some wild, untamable force of nature like the sex drive of Colin Farrell but a talent that can be nurtured, managed, and utilized in normal, everyday situations that will enable you to destroy your enemies, shove the slow and witless out of the way, and dominate your spouse.”

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