Is Harry Potter doing it with Ron Weasley?
You might well ask ... if you're NAMBLA. Fan fiction might be the more appropriate medium for NAMBLA (short for the North American Man/Boy Love Association), but the website mostly occupies itself with book reviews that -- like a twisted session of Recovered-Memory Therapy -- unearth authors' "repressed" storylines, buried desires, and bested intentions.
Thank God I'm not a guy, because the thought of NAMBLA reviewing my semi-autobiographical debut would never let me write one.