More details on yesterday's passing reference to Heather McElhatton and The Average American Female...it'll be coming out quick. Like "winter 2008" quick, and the first wave of promotional materials is describing it as "a no-holds barred Sarah Silvermanesque retelling of Pride and Prejudice." HarperPerennial publisher says the book is a natural after the success the imprint had with the viral campaign for Chad Kultgen's The Average American Male, and adds, "Part of me is thrilled that we are publishing this—but there's a part of me that doesn't want guys to know what we're thinking." Unless it's all a clever attempt into fooling men into thinking this is what women are thinking!