Comedians Alyssa Wolff and Alison Leiby have published a $3.99 eBook parody of Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg‘s bestselling memoir, Lean In.

Lean Over: Women, Work, and Women’s Work is attributed to Cheryl Sandberger, a profane, sexist and unpleasant leader of an imaginary company. She recounts “personal stories about success,” and makes clueless assumptions about men, women and work. Here’s an excerpt:

In fact, almost 87% of all working mothers are women. I am aware of the criticism for speaking out about issues of inequality, or even really speaking at all because I’m a woman and no one asked me a question. But the publisher sent me a check, and someone to write it, and now I can add author to long list of accomplishments.  Please do not look to this book as a source of helpful advice, or guidance as you tackle your own career.  I cannot recall one woman who helped me in my life, so figure it out on your own.

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