Aspiring novelist Tiffany Beveridge has created a Pinterest board collecting photographs of fashionably dressed hipster children, turning kiddie fashion shoots into a sprawling story about “My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter.”

Beveridge writes short short stories for these pictures, imagining the life of a toddler named Quinoa–these ironic captions will make you laugh out loud. Here’s one of our favorite examples:

One time when Quinoa and I got separated in a busy train station, she thankfully remembered our safety training: stay in one place, look spectacular, and don’t talk to poor people.

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