Both Twilight lovers and haters can appreciate the surreal beauty of this eBay listing for a Toilet Seat Skin inspired by Stephenie Meyer‘s Twilight Saga: New Moon.

Thanks to Jacket Copy’s brilliant list of literary goods on eBay, we found a Robert Pattinson toilet decal that will remind you of your feelings for Twilight and protect your bathroom at the same time.

Here’s more from eBay: “Durable, weatherproof, computer cut from high quality Avery Vinyl…This is made of the same thing used in vehicle wraps…The skin will protect your seat and tank from fine scratches.”