Because taking phone calls at a desk is so 2003

We’re all busy people, on the go people, important people who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s why you need completely necessary Bluetooth technology every single place you go, so that you can’t be held back by such things as geography or lack of a phone. Via Gizmodo, check out the ways you can multitask as you maintain your freelance career. Conduct an interview while walking outside wearing sunglasses! No, not with a cellphone and earpiece, with Bluetooth technology! Avoid calls from your editor while sitting in your car! No, not with your speakerphone or OnStar, with Bluetooth technology! This is the future, can’t you see? It’s stuff that we already sort of have only now slightly kind of more convenient! I can’t wait for the ‘mechanical pencil.’

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