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Judith Miller is going to the pokey, and Martha Stewart just got out. Who knew publishing was such a dangerous field? If you suspect that your writing career will be as exciting, you may want to read up on what to do if you are arrested. Remember the magic words: “I’m going to remain silent. I want to see a lawyer.” And then, stay silent.
To prepare yourself for your life in the Big House, you can read these accounts from the U.S., Canada, and the U.K.

Create a social media strategy, launch your campaign, and track the results in our Social Media Marketing Boot Camp starting February 16. The online event and workshop will feature speakers including The Onion's Baratunde Thurston (left), Facebook's Morin Oluwole, and bitly's Tim Devane. Register now.