I was just getting my nails done in preparation for a wedding I'm in this weekend. I also had a glass of champagne which explains the overly personal nature of this post. But I read about this site in Jane magazine mid-manicure. Although there are no guidelines available online for potential contributors or a virtual 'help wanted' sign, this might be a good opportunity for erotica writers hard up (har har) for cash. Simone's Diary will provide custom erotica for those who want it, starting at $30 a story. Maybe they could use your services. When was the last time you had an editor say "No, I wanted Ashlee Simpson writhing atop a pegasus, not a unicorn! Rewrite, please!"