For you filmmakers out there, some let's pretend from Mary J. Schirmer at Absolute Write:

Let's pretend I'm a producer and you're a screenwriter who wants to pitch a screenplay to me. We're going to have a face-to-face meeting in my office. (Please pardon all the papers everywhere, and don't trip over that stack of scripts.)

Omigod, what if we made a movie out of this scene? Crazy.